Wednesday, February 22, 2023

Information Scientists Run Wild!

They’re at it again! The evil cabal of Information Scientists (who will not rest until every library becomes a bookless internet cafĂ©) have taken over the Vermont State University system! Hardly content with simply shoving the codex aside, nefarious Green Mountain State college administrators have telegraphed their intention to create what they laughingly refer to as “all digital academic libraries.” The VSU vandals of valuable volumes apparently feel that college students are better off perusing pixels rather than print, and they seem determined to bring their vision of codexless campus clatches into fruition. Young people raised on EYEphones and TikTok will feel safe in these new spaces, but here at True Archives we have to ask, “What do you call a library without books?” The answer is obvious: “Anything you want, just don't call it a “library”!

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