Hypocrisy, Thy Name is True Archives

By now it should be obvious that my lone voice, crying in the wilderness of cyberspace, is simply one more example of the abandonment of print. After all, if I was truly devoted to the dissemination of information on paper I would have started a real magazine with the title True Archives. But instead here I sit, using computers to create my mocking covers and then turning to the likes of Twitter to broadcast them as widely as possible. It doesn't matter. In this universe I don't have to be consistent, except when it comes to attacking that ultimate villain, the Information Scientist and his loathsome sidekick, the Biblioposer!